Because, obviously, this might happen.

Courtesy of Meneo.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V_L-miRT16s%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)