Wow. First of all, I had no idea that the lesbians had a queen. Is there something in the lesbian bylaws that says this is okay? Whatever. I’m here today to say that I fully support the lesbians and their choice of queen. Plus her royal song just happens to be my new favorite jimmity-summer-jam of all the summer jammy jams! (Kinda NSFW-ish.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

Nonsense. Justin Beiber is the true queen of the lesbians.
have you seen her new video called Cucumber, it’s so funny. here is the link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJ7DoIYnBQ