Wow. First of all, I had no idea that the lesbians had a queen. Is there something in the lesbian bylaws that says this is okay? Whatever. I’m here today to say that I fully support the lesbians and their choice of queen. Plus her royal song just happens to be my new favorite jimmity-summer-jam of all the summer jammy jams! (Kinda NSFW-ish.)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e3zLR2WhV4o%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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