Oh, you Asians! Always taking taboo subjects—such as creepy sexual predators who chain children to the radiator in their basements—and using them to make lively and adorable children’s programming. (Wait… whaddaya mean “those are fake subtitles”? She’s patting her bottom and singing “punitive spanking”! What else would she be talking about??)

Via AsiaWTF!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

One reply on “In His Cellar, I am Chained to a Radiator”

  1. Asians, they’re so crazy and so wrongly arousing!

    I, for one, am glad that WSH and the Portland Mercury are making pedophilia acceptable and funny again. Truly, WSH you are doing the lord’s work. More please!!

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