In this scene from an Asian practical joke show, three Japanese kids are told a zombie is going to attack their house, and they must work together or die. At first you’ll say, “Fuck YOU, Japanese TV for scaring the shit out of these kids!” And then you’ll laugh your ass off at the elaborate and clever traps these kids set for the zombies. And finally you will cheer (and maybe even shed a tear) as these tykes beat the holy crap out that idiot zombie. PLEASE WATCH THIS (and somebody sign these guys up for the new Monster Squad!).
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
When those kids grow up they’re gonna put their parents in the shittiest old-age home in all of Japan.