Though this is primarily addressed to the women of the Mercury—who are famously inept at romantic relationships—I suppose this video can be of use to any Blogtownie gal. LADIES! We already know you are incapable of landing an American male. That’s why you should lower your expectations and go EUROPEAN. Apparently, according to this video from Kathleen Chloe Calhoon—author of the soon-to-be-bestselling The Single Girl’s Guide to Meeting European Men—guys from the other side of the ocean are less intelligent, and will therefore fall for the most obvious of female tricks (gleaned from a 1974 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine). So here you go, LADIES—watch this and learn something. GUYS, watch this and pee your pants laughing.
Need more advice from Kathleen? YES, YOU DO! And hat tips to BWE.
Re: Magically Seductive Dance Move
When it comes to meeting people, guaranteed, I think faking a seizure works just about anywhere.
Good luck, beezies.
Wait, what? This is… a recently-made video & book? I watched and thought, oh ha ha, weren’t the early 90s funny…
her moves obviously worked on you… you were so stunned you didn’t even get her name right.
A: She’s a great actress.
B:Euro men are smelly.
C: None of the above.
D: Both A and B are true.
My jaw is dropped.
Perhaps if I was uncut I would be more turned on right now…