OH, HO, HO, HOOOOO!!! The shit just got real, ya’ll!
Look. I know most of you won’t even deign to watch this. That’s why I’ll tell you what you missed from the Never Say Never 3D trailer.
1) Cute Justin baby pictures, awwwwww!!
2) It’s the inspiring story of how one kid realized a dream of becoming a mega pop star, even though he admits it was never really his dream, it just kind of fell into his lap. IN 3D!!!!
3) NEVER say NEVER, you guys! Even if your dreams never (dammit, I said it) come true (and frankly, they probably won’t), saying “never” (damn it, said it again) will neither hurt or improve your chances of your wishes becoming a reality. So might as well not say it!
4) Cute Justin baby pictures, awwwwww!!
Never. There, I said it. And I’d say it again.
That movie must have been produced quicker than “From Justin To Kelly”. Wasn’t its existence just announce like a month ago?