Hey kid in the stands at the Boston game! This is your idol Jonny BJ speaking to you. While I appreciate your enthusiasm the other day, you’re lacking some basic skills that I’m gonna break down for you here. Alright, first off, how’s your snap, step touch? I didn’t see a single one in the whole performance, WTF? Second, I didn’t see much shoulder movement from you…boy, you gotta shimmy like your life depended on it! And finally, my third and final note, (this is meant for the finale) – bourree in a circle, contract your chest, with knee up and… POP! Got it? Now start growing out your hair, get a full length mirror to practice your moves and if Boston makes it to the finals you’ll be ready for your close up.
Good luck kid, XOXO Jonny
Does Erik Henriksen have an alibi for that night?
That’s way too awesome to not be 100% staged.
WHITE PEOPLE!
I don’t know what’s going on there but it made me very uncomfortable.