Ladies and gentlemen, in case you’re wondering what you’re going to be upset about when the Christine O’Donnells, Sarah Palins, and Ann Coulters of the world dry up and die—DON’T SWEAT IT! Super-annoying 12-year-old Lia Mills is ready and willing to take their place. Check out her “logical” argument against abortion and how making this choice is NOT like choosing an ice cream flavor! GOOD TO KNOW. (Eeeasy, fist. Stay right where you are.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I can’t wait for her to get knocked up, shouldn’t be long…although it is unclear if afterwards she will know how it happened…
But she’s free to choose whether to get knocked up in a Ford, or a GM, so YAY CHOICE!
I choose for her to be aborted. I also choose time travel.
The worst part is that she’ll be pounding this stuff into her children in four or five years.
If life advice from 12 yr old girls is good enough for King Aslan of Narnia, it’s plenty good for me.
Jeez, none of you were stridently wrong about anything at age 12? Maybe in a way that makes you cringe now?
Seems kinda extreme to be calling out 12 year olds by name on the internet and threatening to punch them.
Didn’t watch the video, but “just sayin’.”
This should be the new WSH meme: “Kids I want to punch in the face.”
It’s way better than the previous “Kids I want to …”
Personally I am anti choice, I think women should be made to have the child, you know to punish them for behaving like whores, birth control shouldn’t be too easy or anything. However I also believe they or the father should be allowed to drown it up until it has a vocabulary of over 25 words or is 2 years old which ever comes first. Parental rights are important!
@CC I probably was but I didn’t have a platform to spew my stupid opinions all over the world.
Also, can WSH punch the author of this letter in the face?
http://jezebel.com/5713827/
I wonder if lil’ Chooserella’s choice-loving parents agree marrying whom you choose regardless of gender is also, like, choice-a-rific!
“Are the unborn human?”
No, they’re not, actually. Scientifically. Looks like abortion as a choice is just like ice cream, after all! 😀
Who does this bitch think she is?
PORK CHOP!
Seriously, someone needs to smack her upside the head with an Aborto-3000 vacuum.
No, Seriouslyer: HOW ARE YOU?
@kiala, you do now though eh?
@chick in video:
I came when I saw your tongue in the end. Thank you, twas what I needed.
Behind that camera is a mother with hair the size of Dollywood mouthing every word and thinking, “Yes darling. this’ll be great for the Miss Teen Princess Pagent. You’re such a good girl.”
i flagged this video under the option “abusing vulnerable individuals”. i encourage everyone else to flag this until it’s taken down.
@TSW- I just re-looked at this post. I am super! How are you?