Did you catch that almost indecipherable blink-and-you’d-miss-it Justin Bieber commercial during yesterday’s Super Bowl? I HATED IT, YO! Mostly because they were trying to cram WAY too much into a 30 second spot. Here’s the far more understandable minute-long version.
Oh, and that weirdo pervert at the end? That’s Bieber himself in a clever (but kinda disturbingly creepy) disguise!
- via US magazine
Kinda looks like Peter Dinklage, huh? EEEEEEEEE!!! Peter Dinklage!!
Oh, and while I’ve got your attention: MORE BIEBER NEWS!!!
• Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez? IT’S ON! (Numerous Selena Gomez Assassination Attempts? Also, ON!)
• Only FOUR DAYS until the premiere of Never Say Never in Buttfucking 3-buttfucking-D, Buttfuckers! (Get your camping gear in order!)
• And lest we forget, ONLY ONE MORE ENTRY until Blogtown’s “100th Bieber Fever Blog Post”! (Trust me, it’s gonna be better than the Black Eyed Peas!)
Waitaminute, one more entry until Blogtown’s “100th Bieber Fever Blog Post”…does that meant the NEXT ONE will be the 100th? Or there’s one more AND THEN the 100th?
Anyway, now that Mad Magazine has done a Bieber cover, the whole thing is officially over. You should’ve hurried things along a little faster.