Last night Comedy Central presented their roast of Justin Bieber—and of ALL the acts, which included some very funny people, it was Martha Stewart (!!!) who gave the most mic-dropping performance. Check out her brilliantly deadpan delivery, and absolutely FILTHY burns that she perpetrates upon her co-hosts. YOU WILL NEVER SEE HER IN THE SAME […]
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Conan: Justin Bieber Boxing Lessons
Somehow—SOMEHOW—Conan O’Brien got hold of some exclusive never-before-seen footage of Justin Bieber getting a boxing lesson from welterweight champion Floyd Mayweather… and believe me when I say, it will be the most cathartic thing you will see all day. WATCH.
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Comedian Bill Burr on Justin Bieber’s “Mean Mug”
Okay, I missed this when it came out a week ago, and I’m very sad because IT IS HILARIOUS. Check out this clip of Justin Bieber playing one-on-one basketball (rather ineffectively), scoring, and then giving you the most eye-rollingly terrible “mean mug” you’ll receive all week. //instagram.com/p/jfyzoJAvoq HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!! Nice crossovers, dork. Anyway, very funny comedian […]
Posted inMovies & TV
“It’s All About Positivity. And Sleeping with Prostitutes.”
Hey, three guesses as to which movie looks un-fucking-bearable: Believe will be pop pap, but holy shit, can you imagine how amazing an actual documentary about Bieber would be? “Right, so then I peed in a bucket, and then I was all ‘Fuck Bill Clinton!’ but then I met Bill Clinton—weird—and then I called a […]
Posted inTV
Dear Justin Bieber: Would You Like Some Salve for that Burn?
Selena Gomez (former Disney princess—who still looks kind of like a Barbie doll if you ask me—and star of Spring Breakers which is pretty goddamn AWESOME [read my review of that in tomorrow’s Mercury]) went on David Letterman and delivered what I would call a third-degree burn on her ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber. Cue 17,000 Twitter […]
Posted inFashion
I Think This is an Okay Outfit
I’ve been known to write a post or two about Justin Bieber, so I was excited to see him taking some fashion risks during his recent trip to London. via Reddit I think this is an okay outfit, and here’s why: 1) Two watches! One’s probably on London time while the other one is on […]
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I Was On “Spicy News” This Week and It Pretty Much Sucked
It did not occur to me that eating a habanero or two and then trying to tell topical jokes into a camera would be so… the worst. I didn’t really think much about it. I have my own late-night talk show (Late Night Action w/ Alex Falcone – season two starts in January!), so I […]
Posted inMusic
Photos from Monday’s Justin Bieber Show
Nilina Mason-Campbell Nilina Mason-Campbell We’ve got some great photos of the crazypants Justin Bieber show that hit the Rose Garden on Monday night, which turned young girls and their dads into piles of jellylike sobs. This here’s just a taste, so go over to End Hits to get your fix.
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Bieber Vomit Gets the Taiwanese CGI Treatment!
As I warned you about the other day, Justin Bieber kind of threw up onstage at a concert recently. It was actually kind of a minor spew—however, that’s not the way the Taiwanese CGI geniuses of Next Media Animation see it! They see a firehose of multicolored puke mixed in with unicorns, dancing bags of […]
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It’s the Feel-Good Story of a Feel-Bad Week…
…but if you think about it for even a second it’s a feel-bad story too: Some of the victims fighting for their lives after being wounded in the movie-theater shooting rampage may face another challenge when they get out of the hospital: enormous medical bills without the benefit of health insurance…. Three of the five […]
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What Did Mike Tyson Give Justin Bieber for his Birthday?
From Mike Tyson’s Twitter feed:
Posted inBieber Fever
Happy 18th Birthday, Justin Bieber!!
Happy birthday to Justin Bieber who turns an extremely LEGAL 18-years-old today! As you know, I’ve written well over 100 posts documenting Bieber’s rise to fame, so to celebrate his birthday, what follows are the TOP 10 “BIEBER FEVER” COMMENTS LABELING ME AS A PEDOPHILE. Hit the jump. Only 365 days until WSH is able […]