As Justin Bieber’s voice (and balls) continues to drop, it’s no surprise that he would be looking to diversify more and more into acting—just like Justin Timberlake who consistently breaks my heart by refusing to PUT OUT A GODDAMN ALBUM!! (Ahem.) Anyway, according to Movie Web, Das Beebs is itching to hop into feature film […]
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Posted inMovies & TV
Trailer for The Expendables 2
I’m so sleepy but these horse steroids won’t let me sleep 🙁 Well, more of a teaser, really, right here, simply confirming that yes, there are a lot of geriatric action stars in this movie. As well as some people you’ve still never heard of! And that one beefcake who they cast as Gale in […]
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BIEBER BEAT: More Taiwanese CG Hilarity!
What I love about these Taiwanese CG people is they don’t mind beating a dead horse—and then beating the glue that’s left over after beating the dead horse. Here’s their interpretation of Mariah Yeater’s testimony in which she filthily describes her alleged toilet tryst with Justin Bieber that supposedly produced a bouncing baby Bieber boy. […]
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THE BIEBER BEAT: Bieber in Baby-Daddy Toilet Tryst?
Did you miss these posts? YES, YOU DID. That being said, this morning I briefly mentioned that Monsieur Bieber is in the midst of a tabloid scandal involving a fan who claims they had a “toilet tryst” backstage after one of his shows, and now she has a three-month-old baby to show for it! But […]
Posted inPolitics
Justin Bieber: Freedom Fighter?
Justin Bieber called for a senator to be arrested on live radio yesterday: On a radio show, the tween pop sensation called out Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), who’s sponsoring legislation to make it a felony to profit from streaming unlicensed content online, the Minneapolis Star Tribune reports. “That guy needs to be locked up,” Bieber […]
Posted inComic Books
Teenage Mutant Ninja Biebers
Sharp-eyed commenter Joneser tipped me off to this hoot o’ the day: A tumblr that turns celebrity noses into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Most notably… TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA BIEBER! Oh, yes! Many more of your fave celebs being turtle-ized here.
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Bieber Beat: The Main Difference Between Justin Bieber and Sly Stone
As I mentioned in Good Morning News, the New York Post reports that Sly Stone (as in “Sly and the Family…”) is currently homeless and living out of his van. In what I think is a related story, Us Magazine reports that Justin Bieber surprised gal pal Selena Gomez by reserving the entire Staples Center […]
Posted inOh, You Kids!
The Bieber Beat: Biebers Do the Darndest Things
That’s right… BIEBER BEAT IS BACK!!! Did you miss it? BE HONEST. Anyway, in the following homemade video, Justin Bieber tries out “coneing” which is apparently the newest fad you crazy kids are into these days. (When I first read it, I thought that it said “Justin Bieber tries canoeing,” and I was like, “Oh, […]
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This is What Happens When Justin Bieber Administers a Foot Rub
Let’s say you were to receive a foot rub from Justin Bieber, as his current girlfriend Selena Gomez is getting in the photo below. Via “I Slept with Cody Simpson” You might be inclined to say, “Thank you, Justin Bieber, for the foot rub. I’m certainly glad your fans are a loving, understanding lot.” BUT […]
Posted inFashion
Justin Bieber’s $25,000 “Stewie” Necklace
So Justin Bieber purchased and has been seen wearing a $25,000 “Stewie” (from The Family Guy) necklace, containing 12 carats of diamonds and rubies. Via TMZ.
Posted inGirls Only!
The New Justin Bieber Perfume Commercial! (What?)
As I previously reported—which you would already know, if you weren’t so goddamn obstinate in your refusal to ever read my “Bieber Fever” posts (which you probably aren’t reading now, so why am I even wasting my time?)—Justin Bieber has his own line of perfumes! SQUEEEEEEEEE!!! Unfortunately, it’s a girly perfume, and doesn’t smell anything […]
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Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush Makes Dental Hygiene a Reality
YOU READ CORRECTLY MY FRIENDS! The world’s most brilliant scientific minds have finally succeeding in creating a Justin Bieber toothbrush—which means I can finally put Justin in my mouth! (I knew you were going to make that joke in the comments, so I beat ya to it! HA! HA! HA! REVERSE BURN!) In fact, Brush […]