Did you miss these posts? YES, YOU DID. That being said, this morning I briefly mentioned that Monsieur Bieber is in the midst of a tabloid scandal involving a fan who claims they had a “toilet tryst” backstage after one of his shows, and now she has a three-month-old baby to show for it! But why should you waste brain cells reading the story and his denials, when the Taiwanese CG geniuses can show you what happened in hilarious detail?
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Your irony attempts are now verging on sincerity. Be aware, you’re veering towards earnestness. From that, no return.
We did miss that item in this morning’s GMN! because we were all giddy with the excitement at the news that Zooey and Ben are breaking up. Every hipster’s dream girl is back on the market!!!!!!
Bieber believers belabor base baby bulletin, Bieber rebuffs blame for backstage banging.
FC FTW.