That’s right… BIEBER BEAT IS BACK!!! Did you miss it? BE HONEST. Anyway, in the following homemade video, Justin Bieber tries out “coneing” which is apparently the newest fad you crazy kids are into these days. (When I first read it, I thought that it said “Justin Bieber tries canoeing,” and I was like, “Oh, that’s cool. Canoeing is really fun.”) Regardless, this is what happens when you get famous: You ruin ice cream and you’re a dick to the drive-through employees.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Forget coneing or canoeing or caneing! The big Bieber news of the day is that, according to unsubstantiated reports on the internets, Justin and Selena Gomez (charmingly called a “cougar” in the link below) have broken up! Or maybe not! In either event, I’m shocked and disappointed that the Mercury isn’t on top of this important breaking story.
http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2011/07/did-…
This is my fault somehow.
BIIIIIEEEEEE-BERRRRR!!!