Geez! I can’t belieb I nearly let the day slip away without saying, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUSTIN BIEBER! (He turns a nearly legal 17-years-old today.) Another reason to celebrate? Lil’ Beebs was awarded the Most Valuable Player at the 2011 NBA Celebrity All-Star Game. Check out those sick moves! His video “Baby” has officially kicked the […]
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Beebs & Gomez Kiss; Die in a Hole
Guys! Justin Bieber was videotaped kissing Selena Gomez after the Oscars! EWWW!! WATCH THEM KISS!! EWWWW!!! Totes gah-ross! Time for me to fire off some cruel, but appropriate tweets! Selena Gomez why don’t you die in a hole you dead hag! #buriedalive</blockquote @JustinBieber’s lips have the syphilis! Die, Selena, die! Preferably in a hole! I […]
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Say Hello to Justin Bieber’s Little Friend
Not only does the Beebs have a new haircut, now he’s got his own leprechaun. Goddamn lucky bastard. (Though truthfully, it does explain a lot.) via
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THE BIEBER BEAT: Justin Loses 80,000 Twitter Followers… PANIC!!
TODAY ON… THE BIEBER BEAT! According to this highly questionable source, Justin Bieber suddenly and unexpectedly lost a whopping 80,000 Twitter followers. Was it because of this? Or more likely was it because of… THIS!! Justin Bieber (right), someone who looks like a Baldwin (left), Justin’s new haircut (above) From the Bieber Beat Twitter Station! […]
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Darth Bieber
After last night’s untimely death of Justin Bieber in a hail of bullets—and by the way, FUCK YOU, CSI!!!—there are people already lining up to take his place as the world’s most beloved pop idol. YOU GODDAMN VULTURES! Can’t you let his fans mourn in peace for just one fucking day?!?? Anyway, here’s one such […]
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Let’s All Laugh as Justin Bieber is Riddled With Bullets
This footage is from a Portland Police training video last night’s episode of CSI, where a criminal Das Bieb is gunned down by the coppers for some reason. In other news, Wm.™ Steven Humphrey has taken a personal day and is in mourning. (We don’t have the heart to tell him that this is not […]
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Yay! Bieber Finds A Fan Creepier than Me!
As you already know (and constantly remind everyone) it’s difficult to near impossible to find an adult Justin Bieber fan creepier than me. However, the day has finally arrived! Check out this short vid of a British awards host (already creepy) who has a strange olfactory obsession with the Beebs. “Sir, I’ll thank you to […]
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Bieber is Like, Against Abortion, or You Know, Like, I Don’t Know
According to always reliable Blogtown regular Joneser, the internet (and especially the girly blogs) is abuzz regarding Justin Bieber’s quote in this month’s Rolling Stone interview. Here’s the preview that has everybody up in arms: He isn’t sure what political party he’d support if he was old enough to vote. “I’m not sure about the […]
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Nice Work, Esperanza! You Ruined this Kid’s “Teenager.”
OMG, guys! IT’S LIKE A PSYCHO WARD OUT THERE! For those who wisely have steered clear of Bieber mania, JB fans are losing their freaking minds about his Grammy loss to Esperanza Spalding. Look, I’m doing everything I can to calm people down—including writing this post—but it’s like the streets of Egypt a week and […]
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Grammy Meltdowns: The Bieber Edition
A few select tweets that followed Justin Bieber’s crushing defeat to jazz artist Esperanza Spalding for “Best New Artist” at last night’s Grammy awards: Well, at least the last one said, “thank you.” Okay, Portland Bieber Believers! As president of the Belieber Fevers (Troop 412, Northeast Portland Division), I feel I have a moral obligation […]
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The Atlantic Loves Justin Bieber More than I Do… a LOT More
From a think piece on Das Beebs written by The Atlantic‘s James Parker: I GET IT, BELIEVE me—the fever, the yearning, the collapsed distances. I once wrote a letter to Jimmy Osmond, transatlantically, inviting him to come and live with me over the summer holidays. And Jimmy, compared with this, was just a pie-faced kid […]