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As you already know (and constantly remind everyone) it’s difficult to near impossible to find an adult Justin Bieber fan creepier than me. However, the day has finally arrived! Check out this short vid of a British awards host (already creepy) who has a strange olfactory obsession with the Beebs.
“Sir, I’ll thank you to remove your nose from my ass!”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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The age of consent is 16 in the UK, so they may have been doing more than sniffing after the show. There was some definite chemistry there!
I know I express my desire for someone by touching their face repeatedly