This footage is from a Portland Police training video last night’s episode of CSI, where a criminal Das Bieb is gunned down by the coppers for some reason.

In other news, Wm.™ Steven Humphrey has taken a personal day and is in mourning. (We don’t have the heart to tell him that this is not real.)

h/t: Warming Glow

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

5 replies on “Let’s All Laugh as Justin Bieber is Riddled With Bullets”

  1. Poor kid, first that Grammy snub…now riddled with bullets.
    There’s no way he’s coming back on that show after that chugga chugga fest.

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