If you’re anything like me, you suffer from unsightly frontal balding (also known as having a “forehead”). Even worse, my hair stylist refuses to give me a “Bieber” because according to her, I “have nothing to work with.” GAHHHH!! What I need are some undetectable human hair designer bangs that I can easily glue on […]
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Man Gets Justin Bieber Tattoo on His Thigh
NOW will you people stop accusing me of being obsessed? (On second thought, this isn’t exactly a strong defense—especially when I have him tattooed on my bottom. SO NEVER MIND!) Photo via TMZ!
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The Quotable Bieber
“I’m crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal. I think differently — my mind is always racing. I’m just… nuts. But I think the best musicians probably are. It’s hard to really balance myself. A regular kid, if he catches the flu, he just gets to go home. But I […]
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Justin Bieber in Vanity Fair!
If you’re eating oatmeal right now, prepare to have a computer screen covered with oatmeal! BECAUSE YOU’RE TOTALLY GONNA SNORK IT AFTER SEEING JUSTIN BIEBER’S VANITY FAIR PHOTO SHOOT!! “There’s an 80 percent chance I have herpes now!” “Yarghhhh! Oh, Christ… how can I be having a stroke? I’M ONLY SIXTEEN!!” More after the jump! […]
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Bieber Fan Scorned
As reported earlier, some sexy/sweet/smoochy photos of 16-year-old Justin Bieber and his new 18-year-old cougar girlfriend Selena Gomez on their Caribbean vacation have been making the rounds on the internet today, and understandably, das Beeb’s tween fans ARE NOT PLEASED. TMZ has rounded up some of their more descriptive tweets: — roses are red, violets […]
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Beebs and Gomez Sittin’ in a Tree…
… (or in this case, a yacht)… K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Hear that cacophonous sound of shattering glass? That’s the sound of a billion 12-year-old hearts breaking upon seeing these sneaky pix of 16-year-old Justin Bieber and his rumored new gal pal 18-year-old Selena Gomez (Disney’s Wizards of Waverly Place) making out on a yacht over New Years […]
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What I Did Over Xmas Vacation
I wrote a fan letter to Das Beebs on my arm with strawberry jam. Totally LOL!via
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What Has Two Thumbs and is Catching the Next Flight to Europe?
Why? BECAUSE WILLOW SMITH IS OPENING FOR JUSTIN BIEBER IN EUROPE!! Oh, thank god I follow Willow Smith on Twitter!! OMG! OMG! OMG! I feel like this!
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Today in “Another Bieber Mystery Solved!”
Remember this? Well, this was because of THIS! BUT OF COURSE IT WAS. Here’s the story from the Baltimore Sun: [Director John Waters and Justin Bieber] shared the sofa last week as guests on Britain’s “The Graham Norton Show.” Bieber was there being a heartthrob, while Waters promoted his book “Role Models.” Not long after […]
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Justin Bieber’s Hot New Pedo-stache!
First Justin Bieber switches hairstyles—now he’s sporting a pedo-stache?? Okay, nobody panic! According to the Daily Mail, Das Beebs drew his pedo-stache on with a marker while having fun at a restaurant in England—but you have to admit he looks totally David Niven-ish, doesn’t he? Anyway, fake or not, the way I see it? If […]
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Another Reason Justin Bieber is Better than You…
… he can solve a Rubik’s Cube in under 90 seconds! WATCH!! However, you’re still better than him in the “doesn’t wear a leather coat with the collar turned up instead of a shirt” department. SO THERE’S THAT!TEENY-TINY POSTSCRIPT: On its YouTube homepage, this video currently has 350 “likes” and 475 “dislikes.” WHAT IS WRONG […]
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Let’s Play “Spot the Funny!”
Yes, I know this is my THIRD “Bieber Fever” post of the day… but you haven’t had a single Bieber post from me since November 12th, so if you don’t like it, suck it. Or, if you’d rather, LET’S PLAY “SPOT THE FUNNY”—THE JUSTIN BIEBER EDITION! The following email just arrived at Mercury headquarters warning […]