Grab a clean pair of underpants, guys! Because Justin Bieber is getting his own COMIC BOOK! (Bbbbppthhhh! That was the sound of poop flying into your pants!) It’s called Fame: Justin Bieber and it goes on sale at your local comic shop WEDNESDAY for the low, low price of $3.99. Cue press release: Like The […]
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Today in Justin Bieber: Homophobia and Commies
As I mentioned earlier today in GMN, Justin Bieber has been apparently falsely accused of beating up a 12-year-old during a lazer tag game. (STOP LAUGHING, YOU GUYS!!) First of all, even if he DID beat up a 12-year-old in this context, it might be forgiven because it was (after all) lazer tag. One of […]
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Good Morning, Justin Bieber News!
To the Justin Bieber “haterz” of the world: This kid has declared war!! (Seriously. You have 14 days to submit to his demands. 14 days.) In what many have called a shocking and sexually confusing sequence of events, Justin Bieber’s dad is hot. Kind of like in a “bro” way—but hot. Here is one picture, […]
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Confidential to Justin Bieber: Five Ways to Get Punk’d
Dear Justin Bieber: I know it’s been 27 minutes since I last wrote, but I must take umbrage with your latest business decision, and NO, I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!! PANT! PANT!! AHHH-RROOOOOOOOOOO!!! I’m talking about your decision to take over hosting duties for the abysmally […]
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New Justin Bieber Video!! (AKA Please Scroll to the Next Blog Post)
At last the misery of a nation can come to an end! After an unfathomable amount of time, the video for Justin Bieber’s hit “U Smile” is finally here—and like all other things we desperately wait for, the result is kinda “ehh.” HOWEVER! It’s still Justin Bieber, so there are things of the utmost importance […]
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Okay, I Was Wrong: Justin Bieber Actually a 51-Year-Old Pedophile
Crap. The Onion has the full report. Crap. Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile Well… whatever. I’m still buying the bedroom set.
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Sweet Dreams!
Okay, so as soon as I buy this, then I’m going to buy this. Maybe you shouldn’t judge. OH, BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! There’s also a “bath line,” too. For the bath category, Lady Sandra has created photo-real shower curtains, matching shower curtain hooks, bath mats and plastic bathroom accessories, which include a photo-real tumbler, […]
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Is Justin Bieber the Kurt Cobain of His Generation?
The Justin Bieber “Quote of the Day.” Oh, ho, HO! DISCUSS.Via
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Good Morning, News about Justin Bieber!
Justin Bieber goes to Hooters! 50 Cent disses Justin Bieber on Twitter; learns the fury of the Bieber Army will not be trifled with! Four-year-old Madison sees Justin Bieber kissing another girl and has an EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN of epic proportion. Get this kid to a grief counselor, stat!! And finally, world’s greatest (and perhaps gayest?) […]
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Celebs Respond to Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress
Here’s a picture of a poop-ton of celebrities getting their first look at Lady Gaga’s meat dress at the VMAs. After the jump, what three of these individuals were actually THINKING. Katy Perry: “You… have got… to be kidding.” Ke$ha: “I hope you die… die from vagina cancer!!” Justin Bieber: “Meat.” “MEAT!!” “MEEEEEAAAAAATTTTT!!!“
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Just Because Michael Jackson Did It, Doesn’t Mean You Should
America wants to know: WHY DOES JUSTIN BIEBER WEAR BAND-AIDS ON HIS FINGERS? While I’m certain you can think of plenty of filthy reasons (which you will undoubtedly provide in the comments below), the real reason was revealed yesterday on Ellen’s show.Via Vulture… The 16-year-old answered the question once and for all on The Ellen […]