The opulent mansion of Alexander Mendes da Silva—one of the biggest drug traffickers in Brazil—was raided on Friday by 800 soldiers, and guess what they found? I mean, besides drugs? THIS! “Guys? We’re going to need a bigger what the fuck.” A humongous Justin Bieber mural! SEE? I’m not the only adult in the world […]
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JUSTIN BIEBER CUT HIS EFFING HAIR, GUYS!!
In a move that will surely lead to mass suicides across the teen nation, JUSTIN BIEBER HAS CUT HIS FUCKING HAIR. And apparently, the fingers off his gloves. Ahem… POLL!IS JUSTIN BIEBER’S NEW HAIR-DO THE BEST OR WORST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE?
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8 Kilometers: The Gritty Story of Justin Bieber!
Guys! I know your pants are full of crap over this movie, but I think THIS MOVIE is gonna be even better! Because unlike the bubblegum fluff of this movie, THIS MOVIE shows the gritty, grim reality of Justin Bieber clawing his way slowly to the top—without the aid of a manicurist! Ladies and gentlemen, […]
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H.P. Lovecraft Nightmare 1, Canadian Pop Sensation 0
There’s not much to say about this, except sorry, Wm.™ Steven Humphrey. Coon vs. Coon & FriendsTags: SOUTHPARKEric Cartman,Bradley Biggle,more… Via SouthParkStudios.com
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Justin Bieber Dropped by the Office Today… No Big Deal
He was taller than expected… and more two-dimensional. Bid on this and other hilariously fantastic items in our annual Mercury Charity Auction—comin’ at’cha Thursday, December 2nd!
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Stabby Son Attacks Mom for Kiboshing His Bieber Costume
Hat tips to Blogtown regular D Medoza for sending in this story: An Arizona teen (of course) attempted to stab his mother after she refused to let him dress up like “gay Justin Bieber” for Halloween. From AZ Central: The 12-year-old boy had been grounded Halloween night after an argument with his mother, who said […]
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Bikers for Bieber
Tough bikers love Justin Bieber… SO WHY DON’T YOU? Oh, is it because JB’s fans mocked Lily Allen’s miscarriage? Yeah… that would explain it.
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Happy Bieber-ween, Everybody!
This person carved a pumpkin to look like Justin Bieber, and… AAAUUUUGGGGHHH!!!
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Dear Brazil Teen Magazines…
… STOP IT. YOU’RE NOT HELPING!! (On the other hand, he does have a “purty mouth.” WHAT??) via Tabloid Prodigy.
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Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never 3D Trailer!
OH, HO, HO, HOOOOO!!! The shit just got real, ya’ll! Look. I know most of you won’t even deign to watch this. That’s why I’ll tell you what you missed from the Never Say Never 3D trailer. 1) Cute Justin baby pictures, awwwwww!! 2) It’s the inspiring story of how one kid realized a dream […]
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That Bieber Smell
[RECORD SCRAAAAATCH!] Stop the mothereffin’ internet, because this news can’t wait! Justin Bieber is launching his very own FRAGRANCE, ya’ll! Ho-hum, you say? Every stupid pop star has their own fragrance, you say? I really wish Hump would end his pedophilic ramblings about this no-talent teenage stinkhole, you say?Well, “POOH-POOH YOU,” I retort, because this […]
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Shakespearean Actor Reads from Justin Bieber’s Memoir
For those of you who still think that Justin Bieber’s new memoir First Step 2 Forever is “lightweight”—well… well.. EFF YOU!!! It all depends on how you read it. For example, listen to world renown Shakespearean actor Gordon Pinsent read some choice selections from Das Bieb’s book on the comedy show This Hour Has 22 […]