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In a move that will surely lead to mass suicides across the teen nation, JUSTIN BIEBER HAS CUT HIS FUCKING HAIR.
And apparently, the fingers off his gloves. Ahem… POLL!
IS JUSTIN BIEBER’S NEW HAIR-DO THE BEST OR WORST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE?
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Justin’s already looking older. One minute he’s a doe-eyed pretty-boy, the next he’ll be a dessicated prune giving himself metamucil enemas with shaky, gnarled hands. Tempus fugit, indeed.
Where was the “I don’t give a shit” option?