As you undoubtedly are aware, Justin “I’m not a lesbian, guys, cut it out” Bieber has a big role in an upcoming episode of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. And the Daily Mail has a picture of him on the set! With a dead body! ACTING. (Shh. Let’s be quiet and watch him act.) “A… a… […]
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BREAKING BIEBER NEWS
THIS JUST IN: Justin Bieber will be playing himself (though not necessarily with himself) in a 3-D biographical movie based on his life—BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER! In negotiations to direct the movie is the same guy who directed An Inconvenient Truth! Yesssssss. YESSSSSSSSS. YESSSSSSSSSS!!!! Update! Your impotent rage is palpable. And I’m enjoying it.
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New Justin Bieber Video, Guys, and… HEY WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING??
I know what at least a couple of you are thinking: “Hey, when’s Humpy gonna post a new Justin Bieber video so I can act fashionably ignorant, pretend not to know who Justin Bieber is, and use the comment section to criticize the entirety of Blogtown for wasting three-oh-so-critical-minutes of my life?” Well, your answer […]
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This Is Why I Don’t Like iChatting with My Boss.
He was referring to Step Up 3D, just in case you were wondering.
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Cody Simpson? You, Sir, are No Justin Bieber!
A bunch of you old fogies bitch and moan about my near-incessant Justin Bieber posts. But because I share this knowledge with you, you in turn can discuss it intelligently with others while (of course) turning your nose up. That being said, THERE’S A NEW KID ON THE BLOCK, GUYS. And his name is Cody […]
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Mississippi Records, Your Front Window is Ours!
Despite a noble effort, the Mississippi Wreckers—the softball team of Mississippi Records—fell to Team Mercury this weekend by a final score of 10-4. That means that we get to collect on our bet. For an entire week a music poster of our choice will adorn the front window of Mississippi Records for all to see. […]
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Finally, a Reason to Hate Justin Bieber
As you undoubtedly know, Justin Bieber recently turned 16-years-old, and just like you, he received a white Lamborghini for his birthday from Sean “Diddy” Combs, and… WHAAAAATTTT???? From the Boombox: Diddy, known for shelling out extravagant gifts, made good on his promise. Bieber was spotted in L.A. this week driving the white Lamborghini Spyder with […]
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OMG, Justin Bieber on CSI! WTF?
Get ready to watch the shit out of some television this fall, people, because Justin Mother-effin’ Bieber is making his TV dramatic acting debut on CSI: Crime Scene Investigation! Says Deadline Hollywood: Bieber will make his debut on CSI in the season premiere, playing “Jason McCann, a troubled teen who is faced with a terrible […]
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Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat Flying in a Helium Balloon
Parry Gripp, that maker of wildly entertaining internet music videos, has produced a teaser trailer for a cartoon they are pitching to Cartoon Network aptly entitled, “Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat Flying in a Helium Balloon.” The basic plot: Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat fly around in a helium balloon. OH! And they also solve […]
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Here is the Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial. I’m Sorry.
For the sake of all that is good in this world I tried to have a moratorium on all Juggalo related posts, but I failed. Sorry. Here is the infomerical for the Gathering Of The Juggalos festival, all 17 minutes of it. This year’s performers include all the clown rappers you’ve come to expect, something […]
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And Now the President of our Justin Bieber Fan Club
By unanimous vote, the International Consortium of All Things Justin Bieber have elected Tara as the president and grand wizard of our newest Justin Bieber Fan Club. One look at this video, and you’ll immediately see why. Tara lays down the FIVE RULES of the Justin Bieber Fan Club which prove once and for all […]
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Justin Bieber, Live at the Rose Garden, 07/14/10
The last time Wm.™ Steven Humphrey came within 500 feet of Justin Bieber they issued an Amber Alert. So in order to prevent Canada’s finest teen pop star from ending up back in Steve’s tickle dungeon, we sent the talented Minh Tran to Wednesday’s concert to shoot some photos of Das Beeb’s Portland show at […]