By unanimous vote, the International Consortium of All Things Justin Bieber have elected Tara as the president and grand wizard of our newest Justin Bieber Fan Club. One look at this video, and you’ll immediately see why. Tara lays down the FIVE RULES of the Justin Bieber Fan Club which prove once and for all that we Justin Bieber fans DO NOT FUCK AROUND. You fuckin’ get that? WE DO NOT FUCK AROUND.

Tell ’em, Tara. THE FIVE RULES. Learn ’em, know ’em… LIVE ‘EM.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SGLYrAjwCSs%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “And Now the President of our Justin Bieber Fan Club”

  1. The girls talk got me confused but just the fact that she did the intergalactic peace sign got me to trust her.

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