As you undoubtedly know, Justin Bieber recently turned 16-years-old, and just like you, he received a white Lamborghini for his birthday from Sean “Diddy” Combs, and… WHAAAAATTTT???? From the Boombox:

Diddy, known for shelling out extravagant gifts, made good on his promise. Bieber was spotted in L.A. this week driving the white Lamborghini Spyder with friend Sean Kingston riding shot gun. While out cruising the streets, the young duo stopped by Pinkberry, a popular frozen yogurt shop, hours before Bieber’s concert at the Nokia Theater that evening.

Oh, and lest we forget, he also received a black Range Rover for his 16th b-day from mentor Usher. BECAUSE HE’S SO FUCKING POOR, AND HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY FUCKING FRIENDS, AND NONE OF THE FUCKING GIRLS FUCKING LIKE HIM!!!

Omigod. Did it happen? Did it finally happen? DO I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER NOW?

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Sigh. Of course not. Damn you and your adorableness, Bieber!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Finally, a Reason to Hate Justin Bieber”

  3. I agree. Don’t you guys have any real news to report on besides five Justin Bieber posts a day? Who the hell is Justin Bieber, anyway? I mean, who really cares? It’s getting really annoying.

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