For the sake of all that is good in this world I tried to have a moratorium on all Juggalo related posts, but I failed. Sorry. Here is the infomerical for the Gathering Of The Juggalos festival, all 17 minutes of it. This year’s performers include all the clown rappers you’ve come to expect, something called “Juggalettes Revenge,” a “Hatchet House Bubble Foam Party,” a ton of washed-up emcees (Naughty by Nature, Warren G), watermelon crushing Republican comedian Gallagher, Todd Bridges (who will be wrestling for some reason), and so so so much more.

Now if you don’t mind, I have a travel expense form to submit. Cave-In-Rock, IL, here I come!

End Hits: “Ain’t no two Juggalos alike.” True, Juggalos are like snowflakes. Scary, rape-y snowflakes.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=o0xewi_Gdc8%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1

Ezra Ace Caraeff is the former Music Editor for the Mercury, and spent nearly a third of his life working at the paper. More importantly, he is the owner of Olive, the Mercury’s unofficial office dog....

15 replies on “Here is the Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial. I’m Sorry.”

  1. I was totally just watching this video for the train-wreck that it is, then at 12:50 they started naming off a bunch of old-school wrestlers that’ll be there. My all time fav is gonna be in the squared circle…Jimmy “Super Fly” Snuka!!!1

  7. I’m curious about the seminars.

    Symposium on New Rape Tactics for the ’10’s?

    Something (finally!) about how those fucking magnets REALLY work?

  8. If this paper sends me, I will go. Just putting that out there.

    I have Juggalo experience (it’s on my resume). I know these people.

  11. I hope, nay…DEMAND that The Merc sends someone to review the ICP movie “Big Money Rustlas.” The Arts community must know! Think of the children!

  12. @McAngryPants: As long as they don’t send Ezra. They need someone with a tad bit more objectivity to review the movie… Like Sarah Mirk! SEND SARAH MIRK TO REVIEW THE ICP MOVIE! Do it for the childrens!

  14. Google Gallagher and a combination of Racist/Homophobic/Christofascist and “enjoy”

    No one will hire him for a normal gig anymore, he alienates anyone who is not a tea partier or dressed like an emo clown.

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