Guys, you got your Usher in my Justin Bieber! (No, you got your Bieber in my Usher!) Whatever. I’m happy to report that Grandpa Usher’s inclusion in the new video remix of “Somebody to Love” doesn’t completely ruin it. However, it must be said that when Usher enters the scene, it’s like the time my […]
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Shockingly, a Woman is Mistaken for Justin Bieber
From TMZ: Cops in Maryland hit a local bar this weekend after receiving a call from someone claiming 16-year-old Justin Bieber was inside boozing — but what they found … was a woman who looked just like him. TMZ spoke with multiple people inside the “Mug and Mallet” bar in Ocean City who confirm that […]
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Guys, I’m Like 80 Percent Sure Justin Bieber Doesn’t Have Syphilis. Okay, Guys?
I’m sure a lot of you are having trouble concentrating at work right now because of the malicious rumor running around the internet that Justin Bieber has SYPHILIS. Now, I am not Justin Bieber’s doctor of genitalia—however, I can say with 80 percent certainty that Justin Bieber is not infected with the sexually transmitted disease […]
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Finally! The Justin Bieber Wig I’ve Been Looking For!
Big hat tips to Blogtown regular Commenty Colin and his pal J.B for locating the final missing piece to my upcoming Halloween costume: THE JUSTIN BIEBER WIG! This luxurious mane is available for only $139.99 from International Wig (“Where style & quality come to a head…!”). For some reason, they call it “The Louis” rather […]
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What Would YOU Do to Get with Justin Bieber?
Here are a few suggestions of what some people would do to “get” with Justin Bieber from the hilariously entertaining site, What Would You Do to Get with Justin Bieber? Hat tips to the Mercury‘s own Justin Bieber look-a-like, Flannery! (Happy Birthday!)
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A New Clip from Twilight: Eclipse AND Justin Bieber Shaking Hands with a Puppy! ARE WE IN HEAVEN OR WHAT???
So at first I thought this shitty day was going to be the shittiest day in the history of this shitty world. (Yes, I’m STILL hung over from the Mercury‘s 10th B-day party… so fucking what?!?) But then, THIS happened!A new clip from Twilight: Eclipse, ya’ll!! Ooh, look at Edward! He looks so constipated! And […]
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Bieber vs. Yet Another Glass Door… ON WHOM DO YOU WAGER??
As seen in this hilarious/adorable video, there is no love lost between mega teen superstar JUSTIN BIEBER!! and his arch-nemesis, “glass doors.” Up until now, the score was 1-0, glass door. However, in the following video JUSTIN BIEBER!! has tied it up by narrowly—oh, so narrowly—avoiding smashing his face into yet another transparent through-way. (However, […]
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Justin Bieber Walks Into Glass Door! EEEEE!! HAHAHA! EEEEE!!!
The following hilarious video of Justin Bieber walking into a revolving glass door fills me with so many conflicting emotions, I’m going to have to lie down for awhile, and then go back to Hot Topic to buy another Bieber T-shirt. Ciao, ya’ll.
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The Keebler Elves Lose a Worker, New Year’s Eve Gains a Star
Hey, remember the movie Valentine’s Day? It came out last year when the recession forced Hollywood to merge all of 2009’s romantic comedies/dramas into one film we all can enjoy/tolerate? Marjorie Skinner praised it’s characters who “aren’t on screen long enough [for you] to get annoyed with them”? It starred JessicaAlbaKathyBatesJessicaBielJamieFoxxAshtonKutcherQueenLatifahEtc.? Right! Now you remember! […]
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What Has Two Thumbs and a Brand New Justin Bieber T-Shirt?
THIS GUY!!! What’s your fucking problem, Sarah?
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Finally, a Justin Bieber Shirt That I Would Wear
While our esteemed editor Wm.™ Steven Humphrey bounces back from his crippling bout of BieberFever (We really fear a tapeworm burrowed into his brain, but if we dare say anything bad about Bieber, he’ll hit us. Again.), I have been placed in charge of our “Bieber Beat.” That being the case, I present you with […]
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There’s a Right Way and a Wrong Way to Interview Justin Bieber
What follows is “the right way.” An 11-year-old girl gets the opportunity of anyone’s lifetime—to interview the world’s most popular singing sensation JUSTIN BIEBER, and she nails it. (In that I would’ve been lying on the floor with drool coming out of my mouth and defecation in my pants.) Via.