Big hat tips to Blogtown regular Commenty Colin and his pal J.B for locating the final missing piece to my upcoming Halloween costume: THE JUSTIN BIEBER WIG!
This luxurious mane is available for only $139.99 from International Wig (“Where style & quality come to a head…!”). For some reason, they call it “The Louis” rather than “Das Beeb”—but maybe that’s Serbian for Justin or something. I don’t know.
OH! And even better? On the same page as “The Louis” is a little side bar of wig styles “You May Also Enjoy” such as “The Mark Twain.”
GAHH!! This is almost as bad as the “Kitten with Two Faces!”
The Mark Twain looks like a Mentat from David Lynch’s Dune movie.
That’s not Mark Twain. That’s Gabe Kaplan during the “Welcome Back Kotter” era.
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