Here are a few suggestions of what some people would do to “get” with Justin Bieber from the hilariously entertaining site, What Would You Do to Get with Justin Bieber?

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Hat tips to the Mercury‘s own Justin Bieber look-a-like, Flannery! (Happy Birthday!)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)