As you may have noticed, yesterday on Blogtown I was a bit… oh, shall we say… enthused about the upcoming Justin Bieber concert held last night at the Rose Garden. Was my enthusiasm dampened by the experience? Or was it just my nethers? HIT THE JUMP FOR MY REVIEW OF THE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! […]
Bieber Fever
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Things to Bring to Tonight’s Justin Bieber Concert
Okay, guys! I’m leaving work now to go stand in line over at the Rose Garden for THE MOST AMAZING SHOW OF THE NEXT THREE MILLENNIUMS! I’ll see you over there, and don’t forget to bring the following necessities so you’ll enjoy the show. 1. EAR PLUGS 2. EAR PLUGS FOR YOUR EAR PLUGS 3. […]
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Here’s That Bloody Funnel You Ordered!
EXHIBIT A: ONE (1) BLOODY FUNNEL. Whoa, whoa—I know what you’re thinking. But don’t worry. Despite the disturbing image above, rest assured that this post is in no way, shape, or form related to Patrick Alan Coleman’s fucked-up fetishes. Rather, this is some piece of vague movie marketing/promotion. I’m too lazy to figure out what […]
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What Has Two Thumbs, and Yet ANOTHER New Justin Bieber T-Shirt?
THIS GUY!!! Confidential to Alison and Erik: Before you start scoffing, you should know that besides Bieber tees, HOT TOPIC also has some new Scott Pilgrim t-shirts now in stock. [“ZOOM! PING! Squeak… squeak… squeak…” That’s the sound of Alison and Erik disappearing in a puff of smoke, leaving only their spinning office chairs behind.]
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Awweee, The Good Ole Days!!!
OMG OMG guys. Do you remember this one? God, it seems like just yesterday. They grow up so quick. In honor of the brand new city-wide, Mercury sponsored holiday: Bieber Day!!!, we’ll be giving you a look back at gems like this. ALL. DAY. LONG. Happy Bieber Day!!! See more funny videos and funny pictures […]
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Guess Which Justin Bieber Fan Art is Mine!
What follows is some fan-made art of Justin Bieber culled from the internet. Can you guess which one is mine? Your answers in the comments below! 1. More after the jump! 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.
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Snap Judgment: Bieber Bar Bar
[Welcome to Snap Judgment, a new regular Blogtown feature wherein I’ll be dropping by places both old and just opened for a one-dish fly-by, and developing an opinion based on that singular experience. Basically, it’s the complete opposite of what I do each week for Last Supper. I don’t expect to get it right all […]
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It’s Happening Tonight!
DAS BIEB—EEEEEEEEEEE!!! Justin Bieber! OMG, you guys. I mean… c’mon! JUSTIN… BIEBER!! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! It’s just… I’m like… wow, hahahahahahaaaa! I DON’T KNOW! It’s just… you know… with the hair, and the songs, and… just that THING, you know?? OMG, I’m gonna die. I’m gonna die, gonna die EEEEEEEE!! JUSTIN BIEBER!!! WSHw/Sean Kingston; Rose Garden, 1 […]
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Happy Justin Bieber Day, Everybody!
Thanks for coming in to work, and reading our blog today, even though it’s (finally!) citywide Justin Bieber Day!! While I would normally be spending today with family and friends, listening repeatedly to “Baby”, I do have a newspaper and blog to run, which is why I’m even here in the first stupid place. HOWEVER! […]
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Finally! The Taiwanese Justin Bieber CGI Video!
As you have undoubtedly heard, Portland has officially declared this week to be “JUSTIN BIEBER WEEK” throughout the city, in honor of his upcoming concert next Wednesday. Ahem. Excuse me for just a moment. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Thank you. And just in time for Justin Bieber week, the Taiwanese media has bestowed upon the Bieb their greatest […]
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Win Tickets to Justin Bieber!
OMFG! Evidently months and months of shrill posts from Wm.™ Steven Humphrey have paid off, because we are now giving away four—yes, four—tickets to see Justin Bieber at the Rose Garden on Wednesday, July 14. For reals. Das Bieb is passing this way as part of the XBox 360 “My World” tour, and we want […]
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Justin Bieber’s Mom to Pose for Playboy?
Via Celebrity Gossip.net: According to a recent report, Playboy magazine has offered [Justin Bieber’s mother] Pattie Lynn Mallette $50,000 to pose for a spread in an upcoming issue. EEEEEEEEE!!!EEEEEEEEE!!EEEEEEEEE!EEEEEEEEE.eeeeeeeee.e. (Actually, I don’t know how I feel about this.)