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According to a recent report, Playboy magazine has offered [Justin Bieber’s mother] Pattie Lynn Mallette $50,000 to pose for a spread in an upcoming issue.
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(Actually, I don’t know how I feel about this.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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