DAS BIEB—EEEEEEEEEEE!!! Justin Bieber! OMG, you guys. I mean… c’mon! JUSTIN… BIEBER!! EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! It’s just… I’m like… wow, hahahahahahaaaa! I DON’T KNOW! It’s just… you know… with the hair, and the songs, and… just that THING, you know?? OMG, I’m gonna die. I’m gonna die, gonna die EEEEEEEE!! JUSTIN BIEBER!!! WSH
w/Sean Kingston; Rose Garden, 1 Center Court, 7 pm, $29.50-49.50, all ages
MISS THING—Drag shows can often be a little repetitive, but the monthly Miss Thing contest hosted by San Francisco’s Trannyshack crew is turning out an interesting challenge for the performers with a Cher vs. Björk theme. Don’t know which one you love more? Here’s one way to find out. MS
Fez Ballroom, 316 SW 11th, 10 pm, $10
Happy Bieber Day, y’all.