Guys, you got your Usher in my Justin Bieber! (No, you got your Bieber in my Usher!) Whatever. I’m happy to report that Grandpa Usher’s inclusion in the new video remix of “Somebody to Love” doesn’t completely ruin it. However, it must be said that when Usher enters the scene, it’s like the time my Uncle Darren busted up my 10th grade basement boogie party by coming in shirtless and singing Madonna’s “Holiday” into a hairbrush. Fuck you, Uncle Darren. You ruin everything.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Anyone here care about this Bieber kid yet?
Yep, me neither.
Does Humphrey’s obsession with JB count as behavior “That looks crazy”?
If so someone call that new mental crisis hotline: 503-988-4888
This post was one step away from Pedobear saying “too old”.