Parry Gripp, that maker of wildly entertaining internet music videos, has produced a teaser trailer for a cartoon they are pitching to Cartoon Network aptly entitled, “Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat Flying in a Helium Balloon.” The basic plot: Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat fly around in a helium balloon. OH! And they also solve mysteries. Usually celebrity mysteries.
If this cartoon doesn’t get made, I will murder everyone in the world.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=B9xS_CEQWdk%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)