At last the misery of a nation can come to an end! After an unfathomable amount of time, the video for Justin Bieber’s hit “U Smile” is finally here—and like all other things we desperately wait for, the result is kinda “ehh.” HOWEVER! It’s still Justin Bieber, so there are things of the utmost importance to note. Such as: 1) The opening sequence makes me hate the entirety of humanity. 2) The chick in the video is totes Marcia Brady, circa 1972. And 3) There’s a definite jab at Justin Bieber’s well-publicized “premature ejaculation problem” at the 3:55 mark. ENJOY!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Ah you know us so well.
Justin Bieber is the most talented and down to earth person the world has ever known. Someday he will probably cure cancer and end world poverty.
Why are his shoes so big? Signed, An Old Person.
More proof that Justin Bieber is a international terrorist. Can’t you see he is recruiting those girls to cause havoc like in the 1983 movie Exposed.