America wants to know: WHY DOES JUSTIN BIEBER WEAR BAND-AIDS ON HIS FINGERS? While I’m certain you can think of plenty of filthy reasons (which you will undoubtedly provide in the comments below), the real reason was revealed yesterday on Ellen’s show.
Via Vulture...
The 16-year-old answered the question once and for all on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Monday. “[I do it] because Michael Jackson did it,” quoth Bieber. “Stop there with that one, all right?” Ellen responded with a smirk.
After the jump: Eight things you shouldn’t do just because Michael Jackson did them.
1) Plastic surgery.
2) Marry Lisa Marie Presley.
3) Consort with animals.
4) Star in a Pepsi commercial.
5) Dangle babies.
6) Have anything to do with Paul McCartney.
7) Spend an inordinate amount of time with young(er) people.
8) Wear a “Zorro Burka” in public.
name your kid “blanket”
way too many painkillers
bleach your skin (or darken it?)
stop working with Quincy Jones
Die!
are you sure that last picture is MJ? It looks more like Mike Maker.
tell kids the wine you’re giving them is Jesus Juice.
Work for your dad.
As a constructive point of view for Justin Bieber: DON’T IMITATE!!!! To acknowledge and admire Michael Jackson as the GREATEST ENTERTAINERS OF ALL TIMES is one thing and to try to imitate his gig, won’t make you a better artist. But you can imitate him by trying to be a better humanitarian than what he was. You are part of the future generation and you can apply this type of gig were your fans can learn from you in showing compation to the underpriviledge ones, homeless ones and the elderlies from our generation. Being the artist you are, can reach with love and change the world to be a better place with your music. LOVE ALWAYS PREVAILS !!!!! Jenny from Puerto Rico
^ err…comment of the week?
@Jenny is really just another WSH sockpuppet, that I’m sure of
Yeah, I’m calling bullshit on the Zorro Burqa. That one’s too weird even for Jacko.