… (or in this case, a yacht)… K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Hear that cacophonous sound of shattering glass? That’s the sound of a billion 12-year-old hearts breaking upon seeing these sneaky pix of 16-year-old Justin Bieber and his rumored new gal pal 18-year-old Selena Gomez (Disney’s Wizards of Waverly Place) making out on a yacht over New Years while vacationing in the Caribbean. TWO THINGS! Congrats to Justin for bagging an older woman (I hear 18 is the new “cougar”), as well as for bagging Selena Gomez who is hands down the KA-UTEST cutie-patootie in the Disney stable of performers. And yes, I can say that because she is 18. SUCK IT, COMMUNITY STANDARDS!!
Hat tips to Just Jared! UPDATE! Just Jared has dropped their photos (thanks for nothing, Disney Mafia!!), but you can still see the entire set here.
Eat your heart out, WSH. She’d better be careful, though, cause he is still a minor.
It’s creepy how context-free those shots are. I know they’re on a yacht, and those tend to be white, but…They look like they’re just sort of floating in null space. It’s off-putting. Also, I wish he’d close his mouth.
Who knew a sunken chest could be so sexy?
At least he’s not sucking Sarah Ferguson’s toes.