NOW will you people stop accusing me of being obsessed? (On second thought, this isn’t exactly a strong defense—especially when I have him tattooed on my bottom. SO NEVER MIND!)

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NOW will you people stop accusing me of being obsessed? (On second thought, this isn’t exactly a strong defense—especially when I have him tattooed on my bottom. SO NEVER MIND!)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Asshat.
That’s there.
Forever.
To have stopped getting tattoos before 1999 is the new getting tattoos.
It’s the tattoo of Dorian Gray!
Bieber Fever Hazardous to Mental Health:
http://www.parentdish.com/2011/01/05/is-bi…
I want to slap his stupid leg right in the face!
I happen to know that WSH’s fondest dream is to have his manly thigh featured on TMZ. He just hasn’t quite figured out how to manage it yet. And here’s this yahoo LIVING HIS DREAM! So unfair.