“I’m crazy, I’m nuts. Just the way my brain works. I’m not normal. I think differently — my mind is always racing. I’m just… nuts. But I think the best musicians probably are. It’s hard to really balance myself. A regular kid, if he catches the flu, he just gets to go home. But I can’t do that…. Everything is important. But, you know, my sanity is important, too. Even if I’m angry, I’ll just put a smile on my face and fake it…. I know I have to give up a lot of myself.” —Justin Bieber in his interview with Vanity Fair‘s Lisa Robinson, moments before he ripped off his turtleneck and slaughtered every person in attendance with a machete, and then bathed in their blood.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I have to admit, das Bieb looks good in a turtle neck. I wonder if he has an another type of turtle neck …down there?
Waitaminute, that hand at the bottom looks familiar. GERALDO? What are you doing down there? And don’t say “Looking for Al Capone’s vaults.”
The bottom most hand has a gnarly scar on it. My guess is these are the hands of demons trying to pull their satanic lord to the pits of Hell but he’s all like “whateves”.