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If you’re eating oatmeal right now, prepare to have a computer screen covered with oatmeal! BECAUSE YOU’RE TOTALLY GONNA SNORK IT AFTER SEEING JUSTIN BIEBER’S VANITY FAIR PHOTO SHOOT!!
More after the jump!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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He keeps looking more and more like a baby-dyke. This is so amusing.
His decline into madness and drug abuse cannot be far off. Unless, that is, he’s really just a Japanese robot. Please tell me that he’s really just a Japanese robot.
The face of 2011? I thought he was the face of 2010. Crap.
PPPLLLLLLLLLLL! -shit my pants.
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