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… he can solve a Rubik’s Cube in under 90 seconds! WATCH!!
However, you’re still better than him in the “doesn’t wear a leather coat with the collar turned up instead of a shirt” department. SO THERE’S THAT!
TEENY-TINY POSTSCRIPT: On its YouTube homepage, this video currently has 350 “likes” and 475 “dislikes.” WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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From now on, anyone wishing to criticize JB must first beat his time solving the Rubik’s Cube.
I would fuck SO MANY Spanish nubiles were my name Justin Bieber.
His song is playing in the background. It’s like his “Eye of the Tiger”. No fair!
The best part is the two ladies who will Not Let Go of the blessed cube.