If you’re anything like me, you suffer from unsightly frontal balding (also known as having a “forehead”). Even worse, my hair stylist refuses to give me a “Bieber” because according to her, I “have nothing to work with.” GAHHHH!! What I need are some undetectable human hair designer bangs that I can easily glue on to my forehead! CAN’T ANYONE HELP?!?

AHHHH… thanks, “Undetectables.”

via

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

One reply on “White Male in Search of Bieber Bangs”

Comments are closed.