Why? BECAUSE WILLOW SMITH IS OPENING FOR JUSTIN BIEBER IN EUROPE!!
Oh, thank god I follow Willow Smith on Twitter!! OMG! OMG! OMG! I feel like this!
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Why? BECAUSE WILLOW SMITH IS OPENING FOR JUSTIN BIEBER IN EUROPE!!
Oh, thank god I follow Willow Smith on Twitter!! OMG! OMG! OMG! I feel like this!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jeeze, you almost could’ve made the 4:35 PM Delta flight to Amsterdam. I guess tomorrow will have to be soon enough. If you’re not back by April we’ll send Mirk over to comb the coffeehouses and red light district for you…
I must say that Sarah doesn’t look too impressed.
By “this guy,” do you mean you, or your fluffer there to your left?
@ujfoyt – She always looks like that.
@Tommy: You should be ashamed of yourself. That comment was totally uncalled for. It’s well-known that interns do all of the fluffing over there.