First Justin Bieber switches hairstyles—now he’s sporting a pedo-stache??

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Okay, nobody panic! According to the Daily Mail, Das Beebs drew his pedo-stache on with a marker while having fun at a restaurant in England—but you have to admit he looks totally David Niven-ish, doesn’t he? Anyway, fake or not, the way I see it? If Justin Bieber gets a new hairstyle and mustache, then WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY GETS A NEW HAIRSTYLE AND MUSTACHE!
Check it out after the jump!

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  • Tim Gunther Photography

Don’t forget to bid big in the Mercury Online Charity Auction, buttfuckers!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Justin Bieber’s Hot New Pedo-stache!”

  1. I’d respond to this, but after reading all of today’s Blogtown posts about child-patting and developmentally-disabled people, I’m feeling a little down.

  2. It’s because he was on the Graham Norton show with John Waters. I believe he told Mr Waters that his moustache was “the jam”.

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