Katie Turner Oh hello, I didn’t see you come in. I was just sitting by this fake fireplace petting a corgi that is not my corgi and drinking a hot chocolate spiked with more chocolate, just like I do every January as I agonize over my definitive list of things that are disinvited from the […]
Alex Falcone
Alex is a moderately attractive comedian and Internet celebrity. He writes about philosophy, robots, travel, and himself.
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Not Invited Back in 2019
Oh hello, I didn’t see you come in. I was just sitting by this fake fireplace petting a corgi that is not my corgi and drinking a hot chocolate spiked with more chocolate, just like I do every January as I agonize over my definitive list of things that are disinvited from the Earth in […]
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Not Invited Back for 2018: Our Annual List of Portland’s Most Annoying Annoyances
RYAN F. JOHNSON As I replay the movie 2017: State of Emergency in my head, I mostly just feel exhausted. For a year, news alerts have felt like the boy who cried wolf—if that boy was always right because wolves fucking everywhere. To pick one example out of a million: Can you imagine a few […]
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Not Invited Back for 2018
Alex Falcone’s Annual List of Portland’s Most Annoying Annoyances
Alex Falcone’s annual list of Portland’s most annoying annoyances.
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The Tell Tale Tooth: The Doctor Will See You Now
[Editor’s Note: Halloween is a time for horrors… but the most horrifying experiences are often those that occur in every day life. Like for example, the horror of dentistry. Get ready to shake in terror upon reading this true life tale of dental-related horror in an anthology we like to call… THE TELL TALE TOOTH. […]
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The Doctor Will See You Now
Another True Story of Dental-Related Horror
True stories of dental-related horror.
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Alex Falcone’s Things Not Invited Back in 2017
Allison Kerek Well, shit. Normally this yearly wrap-up is a fun exploration of silly little things around Portland that are irritating me. Normally. Right now, though, it’s difficult to focus on the little stuff when 46 percent of the country just elected the alien in a farmer’s body from Men in Black to be the […]
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Alex Falcone’s Things Not Invited Back in 2017
The Annual List of Things from 2016 that Were Just “No”
The annual list of things from 2016 that were just “no.”
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Win Tickets to Late Night Action Featuring Ted Wheeler + Cheese
Saturday evening we’re putting on our final Late Night Action of the 2015/16 season and it’s going to be big. To jog your memory: Late Night Action is Portland’s late night-style talk show featuring local news, commentary, jokes, and celebrity guests. And it’s live at the very reasonable hour of 7pm, so you can get […]
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Things Not Invited Back in 2016: Alex Falcone’s Ultimate List of Portland’s Most Annoying Annoyances
Hugh Newell 2015 WAS SUCH a memorable year. 365 days, back to back. All full of stuff and things. Goings-on. Shenanigans. Oh, and there was that one moment! Wow. What a moment.And then everybody was like, “Whoa!” and then another thing happened and we were all like, “There’s more?!?” And Star Wars. Man, it was […]
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Things Not Invited Back in 2016
Alex Falcone’s Ultimate List of Portland’s Most Annoying Annoyances
Behold, the ultimate list of things NOT invited back in 2016.
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How to Live Like a Baller in Portland (Even if You’re Not Rich!)
Aaron Lee I ALWAYS ASSUMED I’d make my first million by 30. I put that goal out into the Universe over and over again, but either The Secret is total bullshit, or the Universe has been on vacation and forgot to create an out-of-office email reply. So here I am, in my golden years (early […]