Geez! I can’t belieb I nearly let the day slip away without saying, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JUSTIN BIEBER! (He turns a nearly legal 17-years-old today.)

Another reason to celebrate? Lil’ Beebs was awarded the Most Valuable Player at the 2011 NBA Celebrity All-Star Game. Check out those sick moves!

His video “Baby” has officially kicked the shit out of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” to become the most viewed video, like, EVER. Click to make it 476,149,49and 7!

And now that Der Beeble is 17 and all, I think it’s high time for him to visit the Playboy Mansion, don’t you? (Wear a full body condom, kid.)

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “THE BIEBER BEAT: Happy Birthday, Beebs!”

  2. Only 365 days until WSH is able to make his dream come (legally) true! Oh wait..it’s a leap year in 2012…make that an excruciating 366 days WSH! Bwahahaha!

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