Dear anti-abortion idiots: How can you look at a stupid, stupid baby like the one you’ll see in this video, and NOT want to throw your pregnant body down a flight of stairs? This stupid baby is soooooo incredibly, unrelentingly STUPID, he doesn’t know whether to crap his diaper in fear at the sound of his mommy blowing her nose, or laugh his stupid head off. IT’S JUST NOSE BLOWING, YOU STUPID BABY!!! GOD!! WHY CAN’T YOU UNDERSTAND LOGIC?!?!?

OMG!!! BABIES ARE SO STUPID!!!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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