You guys remember Matt Davis, right? Our former news editor? Had blonde hair? British accent? Glasses? No? Okay, well anyway, I REMEMBER HIM, and am proud to say he’s got a shared byline in this story on the Nicolas Cage “drunk and disorderly incident” I mentioned in GMN. To catch you up, Nic was busted by police in New Orleans (Matt’s new home) where he got in a vicious drunken public row with his wife, after she tried to convince him from stumbling into the wrong house. From Matt’s story in People:
“Apparently [Nic] had mistaken the house of my neighbors for the other house up the block that he is actually renting,” [a neighbor] says. “His wife was trying to persuade him from disturbing the elderly couple who do in fact live in that house.”
Cage is actually renting a house three doors down, according to Bennett. When cops arrived, the bartender says the actor started to get into the back passenger-side door of the police car.
“But the cop got out, walked around, and Cage ran a block south toward the river, where he tried to get into a cab,” he says. “There was a woman outside with a baby in her arms shouting, ‘Please don’t hurt us.’ ”
BOOOO NICOLAS CAGE, THE BABY FRIGHTENER! (And yay, Matt! Good work.)
WHY ARNE’T YOU MENTIONING THAT NIC CAGE GOT BAILED OUT BY DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER?!?
Won’t someone please think of Nic Cage’s child Kal-El?
Wait, boo a baby frightener? I thought babies are stupid. I’m confused.
Shouldn’t Matt work for British People?
That woman’s always out there. And it’s not a baby, it’s a nutria with alopecia.
Nic Cage isn’t homeless, is he? How is this Matt Davis’s beat?
Why do people like Joaquin Phoenix even bother trying? We should just keep a camera trained on Nicky Cage at all times.
NC should have been arrested for bad acting.
G-D DAMN IT, JONESER YOU ARE COTW GOLD THIS WEEK!!! And the hits, they just keep comin’!!!
Maybe he’s really just training for a new Bad Lieutenant movie? Bad Lieutenant: Where’s My House?