I actually owned this toy. Which, I suppose, explains a lot. (Feel free to make your own assumptions about why I turned out like I did in the comments.)


Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

5 replies on “Milky, the Marvelous Milking Cow”

  1. Steve — Did your mom put a pinch of powdered milk in this toy once the tablets ran out ?

    Being able to milk a cow or goat is a very useful life skill.

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