I actually owned this toy. Which, I suppose, explains a lot. (Feel free to make your own assumptions about why I turned out like I did in the comments.)
Milky, the Marvelous Milking Cow
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I actually owned this toy. Which, I suppose, explains a lot. (Feel free to make your own assumptions about why I turned out like I did in the comments.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Steve — Did your mom put a pinch of powdered milk in this toy once the tablets ran out ?
Being able to milk a cow or goat is a very useful life skill.
I grew up around REAL MILK GOATS.
You can make some assumptions about me too. And you are. They always do.
Which did you like best, WSH. Jacking the tail or squeezing the udders? Inquiring minds want to know.
Todd — up to 3 goats are legal in Portland. I no longer have to lie and call them african horned dogs.
I had one. But, it was a hand me down, so I didn’t even have the tablets.