Okay, peek your head out over your cubicle and see if your boss is around. No? Good! Now check out this extended red band trailer for the upcoming documentary Machete Maidens Unleashed—coming to DVD in July! It’s a hilarious, gorey and absolutely filthy tip o’ the hat to the Filipino exploitation flicks of the ’70s, and the trailer alone is chock-a-block full of decapitations, crappy monsters, kung fu midgets, fun interviews, and NSFW boobies, boobies, boobies. (However, they’re 1970s boobies which aren’t as dirty to me for some reason.) Anyway, I’ll watch the crap out of any movie that has this line:”I used to think I’d let all of you pee in my face, just to see where it came from… but hell, NOT ANYMORE!”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Blogtown movie nite.
It’s true that once you’ve seen where it comes from more than three or four times a bit of the excitement fades.
Boobies come from the egg, not the sperm, those will never stop exciting me.
http://www.trailerspy.com/trailer/11075/Ma…
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