The following infomercial for the “Happy Hot Dog Man” is so jam-packed with hilarious surreality—I frankly don’t know where to start. So I’ll just say this: WATCH IT, AND YOU’LL WANT IT.

BUY IT. GET IT. LIVE IT.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mKFzAuIBH5Q

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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